His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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