in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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