Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
