do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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