I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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