That's intense
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Boobs speak an international language.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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