I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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