Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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