yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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