How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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