Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
She even gives head with a lisp.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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