last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I forgot wine drunk hurts
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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