Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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