You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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