Do you still have your period?
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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