I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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