i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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