If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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