This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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