She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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