Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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