This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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