He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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