..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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