He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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