its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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