Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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