i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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