how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
