I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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