Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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