her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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