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I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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