can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Are we still banned from the library?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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