He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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