We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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