Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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