Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Randomize