The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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