He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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