I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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