He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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