Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I would ride that face into the sunset
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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