RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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