Joe is yelling at the trees again.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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