I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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