He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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