Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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