Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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