And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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