remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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