I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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