Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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