Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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