Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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