just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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