dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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