Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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