and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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