My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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